Thursday, May 27, 2010

PianoFight Invades SF Fine Arts Fair

Through an odd set of circumstances, PianoFight managed to obtain all access passes to the recent SF Fine Arts Fair - a pretty massive event the likes of which haven't been seen in the Bay Area for seven years. On hand at the Fort Mason Center was about $300 million in art, by over 500 artists and about 80 internationally renowned galleries. There were also free sandwiches.

Point is, it was a totz BFD and PianoFight was there to make the most of it. The following is a short video directed by Rand Courtney and featuring PianoFight's AD Rob Ready in which they get right to the heart of the matter and answer the age old question, "What is art?"

Special thanks to Frances Mill of the Hackett Mill Gallery and to Griff Williams of Gallery 16 - these guys were super gracious in playing along with us and if you have some time, we highly recommend checking out the galleries - there is some banging art hanging on their walls.

Friday, May 14, 2010

Couldn't Happen To a More Professional Journalist

If you're relatively new to this blog, you may not know that I can't fucking stand ABC's Jake Tapper.

And this past Sunday, his hosting stint on ABC's "This Week" garnered the show's lowest ratings since 2006.

Good. This guy needs a swift kick in the ass. He is a TERRIBLE journalist. Examples:

In this May 13th column, he actually pilfers a headline straight from the May 11th episode of The Daily Show:

The Daily Show With Jon StewartMon - Thurs 11p / 10c
Release the Kagan
Daily Show Full EpisodesPolitical HumorTea Party

Later in the week he penned this steaming pile of journalistic excrement in which he sidesteps the actual question on the media's shared brain, "Is Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan gay?" and instead queries, "Did the White House ask Elena Kagan if she was gay?" The simple answer to that last question being "Of fucking course they did you ass hole."

And you know how I know the White House asked Ms. Kagan if she was gay? Jake Tapper told me, at the end of the article:
It’s highly likely that the vetting process would result in plenty of information about any nominee’s personal life – including whether someone is heterosexual, gay, lesbian, bisexual, adulterous, or with a child out of wedlock.

God I hate that douche bag.

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

OMG! Kristin on The Hills Last Night!!!!!

OMG guys! Did you peep Kristin Cavallari on the May 4th episode of The Hills?!?! It was TOTZ ridic and craze!! She wore fab new earrings from Emma Rose Designs which are for sures the fresh new pick of the season (aka, seas). Check it:

Also, Kristin might be a drug addict.

Back to the important part of the episode, the earrings, aren't they great? They were designed by Emma Rose Shelton, who is a producer/writer/director/actor in PianoFight's Monday Night ForePlays.

You can get more super fab Emma Rose Designs totz awesome jewelry at

And you can see Emma and her jewels every Monday night at PianoFight in June and July.