Couldn't Happen To a More Professional Journalist

If you're relatively new to this blog, you may not know that I can't fucking stand ABC's Jake Tapper.

And this past Sunday, his hosting stint on ABC's "This Week" garnered the show's lowest ratings since 2006.

Good. This guy needs a swift kick in the ass. He is a TERRIBLE journalist. Examples:

In this May 13th column, he actually pilfers a headline straight from the May 11th episode of The Daily Show:

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Later in the week he penned this steaming pile of journalistic excrement in which he sidesteps the actual question on the media's shared brain, "Is Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan gay?" and instead queries, "Did the White House ask Elena Kagan if she was gay?" The simple answer to that last question being "Of fucking course they did you ass hole."

And you know how I know the White House asked Ms. Kagan if she was gay? Jake Tapper told me, at the end of the article:

It’s highly likely that the vetting process would result in plenty of information about any nominee’s personal life – including whether someone is heterosexual, gay, lesbian, bisexual, adulterous, or with a child out of wedlock.

God I hate that douche bag.