Anti-America vs. The Real America: A Detailed Chronology

As you may have guessed, I have watched this election rather closely since the spring of 2007. That's a year and a freakin half. And in that obscene length of campaign time, I have felt emotions ranging from joyous, to utter disgust, to just wanting the damn thing to be fucking over already.

This week brought an entirely new sensation.

It started when the dearest of all cute and cuddly Mavericky wive presidential candidates said this at a rally in North Carolina:

"We believe that the best of America is in these small towns that we get to visit, and in these wonderful little pockets of what I call the real America, being here with all of you hard working very patriotic, pro-America areas of this great nation."

Just in case you didn't know, I've included a map below to illustrate - the red parts are "pro-America":



She went on to say:

"This is where we find the kindness and the goodness and the courage of everyday Americans. Those who are running our factories and teaching our kids and growing our food and are fighting our wars for us. Those who are protecting us in uniform. Those who are protecting the virtues of freedom."

So a note to all you city dwellers: in no way, what so ever, do you protect the virtues of freedom AT ALL.

Angry yet? It gets worse.

Here's Minnesota Republican Rep. Michele Bachmann on Hardball:



That's right media, get off your elite liberal asses and start exposing these traitorous, treasonous, anti-American terrorists. TERROR!

But it's not over yet. Not even close.

Here's what McCain spokesperson Nancy Pfotenhauer had to say about voters in Virginia:

"As a proud resident of Oakton, Va., I can tell you that the Democrats have just come in from the District of Columbia and moved into northern Virginia," Pfotenhauer said on MSNBC. "And that's really what you see there. But the rest of the state, real Virginia, if you will, I think will be very responsive to Sen. McCain's message."

Cause ya know, northern Virginia, with all those DC blacks, is NOT real Virginia.

And finally (though I am SURE this line of attack is nowhere near finished), here's Republican North Carolina Rep. Robin Hayes warming up the crowd at a McCain rally:



That's right, if your liberal, you cannot fucking stand, no, wait even stronger, YOU FUCKING HATE real America.

I think Mr. Jon Stewart sums it up best: